SO SORRY

Dear Truck, (And for all of you who read this...don't pretend you don't talk to your car)

I am SO sorry you had to be towed AGAIN! I know it has been 3 times in the past 2 weeks. I feel horrible that I put red diesel in you and it really messed you up. If someone put red diesel in me, it'd really mess me up too.
But thank goodness for good neighbors, right? Because "Like A Good Neighbor, State Farm Is There."

Unlike Liberty Mutual (who is the insurance of the guy who hit me in the Yukon) State Farm will pay to tow you to a shop and you will get fixed and be all better soon. In fact, State Farm won't even raise my monthly premium because I did something stupid like put red diesel in you. They also said they would pay 100% of the bill. I think I love State Farm-they truly are a good neighbor! That Liberty Mutual is like the neighbor that plays loud music all night long, puts beer bottles and cigarettes on your lawn and has oil stains on their driveway.

In closing, I am so sorry truck! But thanks to State Farm you will be all better real soon.

Love,

The dummy that put diesel in you.