THE DISEASE

Today the girls had me bring Jack into their school class for Show-N-Tell. They were VERY excited to show Jack off to their class.
After being mauled by 30 3rd graders, we went to Abby's class. While in Abby's class, the discussion went like this:

Abby: Does anyone have any questions?

Classmate: How much bigger will Jack get? Is he fully grown?

Abby: Well, he won't grow anymore because he has a disease.

Classmate: A disease? What kind?

Abby: It's called Short-Man Syndrome. He would grow bigger but since he has this syndrome, this is as big as he will get.

Me & The Teacher: DYING laughing!